IF ONLY LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER!

• If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
• To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
• If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
• Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
• To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
• To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
• To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
• If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
• When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
• "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
• You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash.
• We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
• To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
• Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
• To undo a mistake, click on "back".
• Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
• If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".